fruit_salad
Professional comic relief, dog petter, and disappointment.
16 years old, female, and eternally stuck in the corn field hell that is Ohio.
The look of defeat on his face 1 comments
fruit_salad
· 7 years ago
A guy made a joke similar to this in his final presentation PowerPoint in my history class.
This person clearly doesn't know the meaning of "dark humor" 26 comments
fruit_salad
· 7 years ago
I can see how sensitive topics such as terrorism and genocide could be offensive. I try to refrain, but I wasn't alive during 9/11 and I have trouble NOT making a good joke when the opportunity arises.
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" I saw you three weeks ago and you laughed at a joke so obviously you're lying " 21 comments
fruit_salad
· 7 years ago
I have social anxiety and hardcore struggle to make friends or open myself. The school counselor just told me to be more open and initiate friendships. How??? How do I do that???
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" I saw you three weeks ago and you laughed at a joke so obviously you're lying " 21 comments
fruit_salad
· 7 years ago
"Ugh, you're just making things up for attention" (after grilling me for twenty min about how I had to miss rehearsal. Finally told her I had a therapist appointment and she said this)
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And so it begins... What do you think? 32 comments
fruit_salad
· 7 years ago
Physically, she is advantaged. She should be allowed to compete, but not to break records.
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Daily Dose of Good Vibes: Good Job Today 2 comments
He's still got it 11 comments
fruit_salad
· 7 years ago
I showed this to my friend and she straight up thought the pic on the right was Voldemort.
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How I imagine all Funsubsters 14 comments
fruit_salad
· 7 years ago
I talk to myself while on bikes (motorized or not) and I think I must look a sight just chattering away in the middle of the street,
The right question 14 comments
Oh So It's Just A Challenge 6 comments
Barney stinson 7 comments
