fruit_salad

fruit_salad


Professional comic relief, dog petter, and disappointment.
16 years old, female, and eternally stuck in the corn field hell that is Ohio.

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Keep your d*ck in a freezer 20 comments
fruit_salad · 7 years ago
No, he didn't have any surgery. He took estrogen. He will now have to have a surgery to remove breast tissue, but he still has a penis.
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Is this true? 9 comments
fruit_salad · 7 years ago
Yeah I'm a piece of anxious shit
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Is this true? 9 comments
fruit_salad · 7 years ago
Honestly? Yeah. I almost always pretend to not be interested in people I like to force them to make the first move.
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Me: (x) doubt 19 comments
fruit_salad · 7 years ago
Big mood
Today's Thought 6 comments
fruit_salad · 7 years ago
I would rather not have anything put inside me
The most photographed places in the world 11 comments
fruit_salad · 7 years ago
It's probably tagged places on Instagram or Facebook. Not exactly accurate, but easier to compile. (Yes I know I'm 2 years late)
When someone gives their unwanted opinion... 5 comments
fruit_salad · 7 years ago
Jesus Christ
When someone gives their unwanted opinion... 5 comments
fruit_salad · 7 years ago
Holy shit was I a piece of emo trash
I'm fine 8 comments
fruit_salad · 7 years ago
I use it to watch my rich friends go places I can't afford to
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The wild dream 15 comments
fruit_salad · 7 years ago
The power of jesus
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Reschedule the sun 15 comments
fruit_salad · 7 years ago
We actually don't have school that day. We're driving to the city that it lasts the longest in (by seconds, but still)
The wild dream 15 comments
fruit_salad · 7 years ago
I just nutted
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Those who think they know it all 3 comments
fruit_salad · 7 years ago
That's like my dad's personal motto
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What's new p*ssycat story- this also happened to me at hot topic 3 comments
fruit_salad · 7 years ago
I just listened to this a few days ago! I fucking loved it dude.
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The movie you will never see 19 comments
fruit_salad · 7 years ago
Out of spite, I'm going to live that long
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Ohio in a nutshell 7 comments
fruit_salad · 7 years ago
YALL. IVE WAITED MONTHS FOR THIS POST TO CYCLE AROUND!!!!! IVE BEEN TO GRANDPAS CHEESE BARN AND I 100% RECOMMEND IT WAS LIT.
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Depression 10 comments
fruit_salad · 7 years ago
The worst part is, sometimes I believe the thoughts.
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Depression 10 comments
fruit_salad · 7 years ago
I have depression which is intensified by my OCD. Basically I spend all day everyday over analyzing my thoughts. My obsessions are being a pedophile and being a zoophile. Every day, I force myself to imagine having sex with children and animals to gauge my own response. It's torture, but I can't stop. I have no know I'm not evil. But, every time, I convince myself I reacted "incorrectly". I can't be around dogs or kids because I just have intrusive thoughts. I'm afraid I'll just snap or something and hurt them. My life is a literal living hell.
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New rule to live by 5 comments
fruit_salad · 7 years ago
I'll have to brave it! I'm too young ;~;
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Dad's by SOOSH - love your dad if he's still there 28 comments
fruit_salad · 7 years ago
I miss my dad now :*( even though I get to see him in 2 days...
This will make you love / hate your job even more 29 comments
fruit_salad · 7 years ago
I'm in high school. Guess I'll teach the zombies about useless shit?
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Understand this 28 comments
fruit_salad · 7 years ago
Why the fuck would someone not want equality of the sexes??? But yeah, trying to force something on someone is a dick move. Respect their choices.
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*cry a lot 14 comments
fruit_salad · 7 years ago
@barneystinson Bitch it's you
Same goes for unshaven coochies 15 comments
fruit_salad · 7 years ago
I should start watching the show. A very good song was written about it.
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Same goes for unshaven coochies 15 comments
fruit_salad · 7 years ago
Yup
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