fruit_salad
Professional comic relief, dog petter, and disappointment.
16 years old, female, and eternally stuck in the corn field hell that is Ohio.
Based dad jr 27 comments
fruit_salad
· 7 years ago
Lmao imagine teaching your kid sharing is bad
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Cartoonized portrait pt.4 (Moth) 45 comments
fruit_salad
· 7 years ago
Lmao sorry I'm shit at spelling and have been doing HW for like 3 hours.
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Cartoonized portrait pt.4 (Moth) 45 comments
fruit_salad
· 7 years ago
Cool! Is there some sort of cue I could join for the characters? If not, that's chill, I just think they're super cute.
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Cartoonized portrait pt.4 (Moth) 45 comments
"chubby puppies that look like teddy bears" 9 comments
fruit_salad
· 7 years ago
I don't know how to explain this other than that I got a rush of estrogen and a strong urge to nurture
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Wow 8 comments
fruit_salad
· 7 years ago
It doesn't. Rap as a word has meant talking quickly or with force for hundreds of years.
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I'm from the north so I wouldn't know 34 comments
fruit_salad
· 7 years ago
I'm from Ohio, a state that literally boarders Canada, and we are like this. Country fairs are always fun though. Person that finds the weirdest food wins!
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For all of you who had a shitty Easter yesterday, here's a Snoop Dogg for your soul: 18 comments
fruit_salad
· 7 years ago
Not to be rude, but that's between me and my therapist. It's actually really taumatic lol didn't think anyone would respond.
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For all of you who had a shitty Easter yesterday, here's a Snoop Dogg for your soul: 18 comments
fruit_salad
· 7 years ago
Easter two years ago was, to date, the worst day of my life. This makes me nostalgic in a weird sort of way.
shaken or stirred bubbler water sir? 4 comments
fruit_salad
· 7 years ago
lol I pay 20,000 a year for my school and it's still not the best. Granted, that isn't the most expensive school out there, but several bathrooms have been missing mirrors for YEARS.
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The real world is better than this 5 comments
A reminder! 14 comments
fruit_salad
· 7 years ago
Ugh. My dad is super into motercycles and I've been riding mopeds and shit since I was 14. It isn't required by law to wear a helmet in my state and it pisses me the fuck off that people just don't care. I would have literally never been born if my dad hadn't been wearing a helmet when he got into a bad crash. Please, keep yourself safe,
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Shots fired! 28 comments
fruit_salad
· 7 years ago
Well yeah, I didn't say it wasn't. I was just saying that the person who commented's argument was pretty invalid.
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Shots fired! 28 comments
fruit_salad
· 7 years ago
Sex, her SEX was female, but that doesn't define gender. You can't change your sex, but your gender is defined by you.
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Keep your d*ck in a freezer 20 comments
This is true 10 comments
fruit_salad
· 7 years ago
This quote made me watch this show. I'd been saying the same thing to people for years.
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It's not a revolutionary achievement ffs 17 comments
fruit_salad
· 7 years ago
I remember having facial recognition at 9 years old on my shitty little android tablet. This isn't revolutionary, people.
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Keep your d*ck in a freezer 20 comments
fruit_salad
· 7 years ago
Honestly, it's stories like this that give trans people a bad name. His mother was irresponsible and his doctors diagnosed too quick. However, this doesn't mean that if a kid wants to explore their gender WITHOUT hormones/surgery that they shouldn't be allowed to.
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