fruit_salad

fruit_salad

Professional comic relief, dog petter, and disappointment.
16 years old, female, and eternally stuck in the corn field hell that is Ohio.
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Well, there's always Mark Watney to keep it company

Well, there's always Mark Watney to keep it company

I've seen this a million times and I still love it

I've seen this a million times and I still love it

I broke up with my first boyfriend because he stalked me when I talked to other boys

I broke up with my first boyfriend because he stalked me when I talked to other boys

Funsub is the only website I haven't left after a few monthes

Funsub is the only website I haven't left after a few monthes

Good thing I can never pluck up the courage to talk to anyone hot irl haha ha....ha

Good thing I can never pluck up the courage to talk to anyone hot irl haha ha....ha

I've gotten over being suicidal, so if anyone needs someone to vent to, hmu

I've gotten over being suicidal, so if anyone needs someone to vent to, hmu

Finally, a quality Tumblr post

Finally, a quality Tumblr post

The grinch f*cking TERRIFIED me as a child

The grinch f*cking TERRIFIED me as a child

Thanks, Obama.

Thanks, Obama.

All my internet friends end up hating me, or forgetting about me. Especially on funsub.

All my internet friends end up hating me, or forgetting about me. Especially on funsub.