fruit_salad

fruit_salad


Professional comic relief, dog petter, and disappointment.
16 years old, female, and eternally stuck in the corn field hell that is Ohio.

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THAT IS THE GRAVEYARD BOOK BASICALLY
Need me a freak like that.
But I can fulfill the prophesy and kill Macbeth.
When the girlfriend is gone
My friend entered this in a school run joke contest and won.
HAIL SANTA
I'm back! (Maybe. I'll see how it goes)
Damn, I always thought they were cool
f*ck that "nyoop" thing. Saying "pony balogna" makes you happy
When I was like four, I thought I was a pet bird.