fruit_salad

fruit_salad

Professional comic relief, dog petter, and disappointment.
16 years old, female, and eternally stuck in the corn field hell that is Ohio.
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I didn't choose the emo life, the emo life chose me

I didn't choose the emo life, the emo life chose me

I don't have a title.

I don't have a title.

I never doubted him :')

I never doubted him :')

I wrote a three page story on Snoop Dogg living in my closet for class

I wrote a three page story on Snoop Dogg living in my closet for class

Sometimes, you have to make some tough desicions

Sometimes, you have to make some tough desicions

Fun fact: blue whales ejaculate 30-40 pints of cum every time they f*ck

Fun fact: blue whales ejaculate 30-40 pints of cum every time they f*ck

And people say all modern art is terrible

And people say all modern art is terrible

Sorry about being inactive, I'll try to get to a more regular posting schedule

Sorry about being inactive, I'll try to get to a more regular posting schedule

Well, that turns ME on

Well, that turns ME on

Once I asked for an entire ball of mozzarella when I was like eight for my bday

Once I asked for an entire ball of mozzarella when I was like eight for my bday