maybe they just think you're a great guy

this is a fear of mine

nah, not scary. Vietnamese people are the chillest and coolest people I know

I never thought I'd have these kinds of happy feels from a comic about a door

he looks very startled by his new beak

why do people respond to puns with such negativity?? like, don't 'get out', get back in here and make some more puns! Why would you hate someone for being... /punny?/

when your parents try to make you talk to relatives on the phone

and the $12 food tastes 300x better (in my opinion at least)

I heard they sent the OP a shirt every year too

every piece of dust in the world
it's on my screen

it depends on your definition of what a president should act like though

okay but why is the wrapper still on the Sugar Daddy though