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dafuqdidyoujustsee
· 10 years ago
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That's how I react to these situations.
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snopes
· 10 years ago
PRO TIP: if you add a 'there there.' to the head pat it's 4% more comforting.
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tripodhyphenpop
· 10 years ago
5%. This is 2014, man.
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mr1
· 10 years ago
0% it sounds condescending as hell
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jiffy3
· 10 years ago
i would've given a hug.
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tripodhyphenpop
· 10 years ago
Depending on how well I knew her, I agree. Place feet, pull her in with my arms over her shoulders- I'm tall- and give her a calm and gentle place to keep all her fears and worries. Then I would- optionally, mind- whisper in her ear, 'No screams, now. Only tears.' I have sensitive ears.
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mr1
· 10 years ago
Oddly specific
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tripodhyphenpop
· 10 years ago
It's called technique.
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mr1
· 10 years ago
http://spongebob.nick.com/videos/clip/INT_spo_yourbrain_dancing.html
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tripodhyphenpop
· 10 years ago
I am ashamed to say that I watched that all the way through.
highpenguin
· 10 years ago
Me neither and I'm a girl :P
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blaze
· 10 years ago
The best thing to say in that situation is "My condolences."
