Veggies

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taratheartist · 11 years ago · FIRST

The guy smirked playfully. He bit his lip, then spoke humorously, but seductively, "I already have a leek in my pants"

builtforsin · 11 years ago

And suddenly. Dressing.

taratheartist · 11 years ago

*to the tune of a popular Lonely Island song* ranch in my pants

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tripodhyphenpop · 11 years ago

*piqued

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paaaisleyyy · 11 years ago

Why am I aroused by fanfiction about a lettuce bra

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lemmeliveinbooks · 11 years ago

What the fuck did I just read?

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tuner34 · 11 years ago

A true salad toss!

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guest · 11 years ago

I think it's cabbage though :(

lemmeliveinbooks · 11 years ago

"MY CABBAGES!!!!!!!!!!!! What a horrible misuse of MY CABBAGES!!!!!"

builtforsin · 11 years ago

I believe it's iceburg lettuce bra, from victoria's salad, their new organic collection