Fake b*ners

11 years ago by planke · 2077 Likes · 16 comments · Popular

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nzlkvuza · 11 years ago · FIRST

Sometimes it happens to me too. But I'm a girl. So that's quite strange

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cocacola101 · 11 years ago

Yep. Fake girl boners suck

born2fly · 6 years ago

Fake girls suck boners

lemmeliveinbooks · 11 years ago

I hate jeans. I don't understand how people can wear them. They're so stiff and allow for very little movement. Plus, whenever you bend over, they show your ass crack, sometimes even when you wear a belt.

savvy · 11 years ago

They make my butt look nice.

lemmeliveinbooks · 11 years ago

Yeah, I guess the right pair has that benefit. Congrats for you! Strut your stuff!

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leapinglumpy · 11 years ago

God, I'm a girl and I freaking hate it when this happens.

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tripodhyphenpop · 11 years ago

In school, the other kids would mock me for the fake boner roll in my jeans being so small. If they only knew what my friends call me now.

guest · 11 years ago

I feel you. When I was in first grade, I was waiting in line to go to recess. My jeans' "boner" was showing and I was unaware of this thing. My childhood bully turned around and saw it. Afterwards, he pointed at it and yelled, "DIIIIICK!"
Everybody laughed and I was so embarrassed.

guest · 11 years ago

I also get zip-up sweater boners
http://www.goodhousekeeping.com/cm/goodhousekeeping/images/xW/zip-up-sweater-1109-s3-medium_new.jpg

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maysway · 11 years ago

My fav pair of jeans does this I'm a girl and it's awkward so I always try to wear long sweaters

eeppiicc · 11 years ago

Does he only have 4 fingers on his left hand?

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fruitcakecat · 10 years ago

who wears their watch like that?

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