What a badass obituary

This is actually really sad

If that means her children didn't care, that's sad. But if they died before her, that's also sad. So basically, it's sad.

I felt this way when my aunt died. She was sick (cancer) and in the hospital for years. Me, my dad and mom were the only visitors. Then a bunch of people showed up at the funeral (some unannounced) with all kinds of fruitbaskets and flowers and shit. I wanted to shove those flowers down their throats.