fountain of youth

The Benjamin Button disease claims another victim

"After" and "before"

Next thing you know, you wake up cuddling with sperm.

There must be potion...

I wonder if dogs did age backwards would people take care of them better? Many animals are put into shelters because the owners don't like them growing up because they aren't tiny and cute anymore :( I really wish people would love their babies forever no matter how big they get. To me my babies will always be the cutest little shits even if they tower me and can tackle me like pro football player.