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Good solution. But you can't fuck a fictional character. And how did you read my name, just out of curiosity?

True, true. But still, fictional characters are 110% better than real people 90% of the time. I was trying to make a pun with your and saviourself's names but I read her's (his?) as saveurself, hence 'save yourself and live in books'.

That's exactly how I read my name too, I like the word play of it lol. So thank you, that is good advice!