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partychicklolkj · 11 years ago · FIRST

My bedrooms in the basement of my house. I live in constant fear I'm going to be murdered in my sleep.

howaboutnope · 11 years ago

Attic of a 3 story house if I go to the basement I run

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mrssparklez · 11 years ago

I don't have a basement, but this is exactly how I feel when it's time to go to bed after watching a horror movie and I have to turn off all the lights downstairs.

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mrblackbelt108 · 11 years ago

Thank god I live in a 1 story house

cookiejar5051 · 11 years ago

The murderer can be outside....lurking....
You are so welcome for the nightmares you may have of murderers outside of your house. ;)

mgoveia · 11 years ago

Don't forget, your family could all be murderers, too. You know what they say. It's always the ones you least suspect.

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partychicklolkj · 11 years ago

Then it wouldn't be my family. They're the first one's I'd suspect if someone tried to murder me.

mgoveia · 11 years ago

But thanks to that, they're now the ones you'd least suspect.

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cptsparrow · 11 years ago

Guilty :D

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guest · 11 years ago

No. It was always monsters/zombies

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