bring me someone like this

Like getting stuck in my pants or my hair falling in my face and then saying awkward things just to make the guy uncomfortable... then of course just the awkward noises that are sex get me to laugh like crazy

Lol. Sex is often times awkward and hilarious. If you're lucky though you get with someone that just lets you fully enjoy it, and you can't even tell the awkwardness is happening.

... or you sit there and talk about how awkward you both are in between the action like I do lol

That works too. Haha.