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No fucking shit m8

Don't ruin it for me! I'm having a broccoli moment.

Im talking to the guest

So am I.

I can't believe people thought you were serious about this, stag. Of course you know what it is but you obviously prefer broccoli over weed and therefor seemed ignorant to others (who are the real ignorant ones).

Of course I knew it wasn't broccoli. Even if my eyesight was that bad, (and it is, unfortunately) the bag alone gave that away.

Precisely. And I apologize for your eyesight :/

It's okay. Was planning on that laser eye surgery. (If I qualify and it will actually help, that is. And transition comes first. More important.)

But you can see the broccoli uh... stem? on the left. That's what I was pointing out.

Sorry to tell you this but that stem isn't of the broccoli variety.

It looks like it.. Just let me dream, okay? I'd like to see an obnoxious amount of broccoli on a table.

Steamed or raw?

I'll eat either, but I prefer steamed.

Aaaaand.. Someone disliked all my comments again. Someone doesn't like steamed broccoli.

I don't like broccoli. But I upvoted your comments, if it makes you feel better.

Thanks.

Mhmm. ^-^ I like you, least I could do, plus I know what it feels like, and I don't really like the feelings.