It is my experience that women with curves (and women who love and accept their bodies in general!!) tend to get all the "candy" they want, lol. Insert whatever metaphor for the nutty chocolate goodness you'd like :-)
That's cute, but you could've at least gone with a 10 hour version or something.
Btw, I just want to apologize to the guest who made the old "fun-sized" joke. I'm sorry if I hit too close to home with that one. I certainly didn't mean to single out anyone here with my views on morbidly obese people, which might be viewed as controversial by some folks here, but is nevertheless based on constant contact with them.
That said, I doubt anyone laughing at that regurgitated dick joke is fucking those people, so remember that while you're feeling like some kind of saint for not thinking that being in that condition not only is bad for the individual, but for their families and caretakers, as well.
Anywho, let's relieve the tension with a "skinny joke".
How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?
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Because the camera adds 10 pounds.
I'm not even sure what to say right now. I respected you. Should I just give you a bit more rope and hope that at some point you see a few of my old comments on the subject, or *gasp* ASK me about them? Or should I just consider you a lost cause?
I am not sure what you mean by reading your old comments, I figured you and guest would find arguing and commenting about others weight tedious and pointless, and would like a way out before it goes on for another 48 hours. When people are throwing around crickets and such, there is no productive conversation to be had- hence time to exit.
I meant the one or two awhile back where I went into a bit of detail about my thoughts on obesity, but I forget which posts they're on, and I'm too tired to get into it now.
Btw, why would I bother telling a joke that I KNEW would get a rise out of people if I thought I would later want a way out? I mean, I come here to pass the time when I'm bored, don't you?
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It doesn't last as long for fat people.
Here's another...
Why do fat chicks give the best blowjobs?
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Because they HAVE to.
What do you call a 900-pound woman with a yeast infection?
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A whopper with cheese.
Btw, I just want to apologize to the guest who made the old "fun-sized" joke. I'm sorry if I hit too close to home with that one. I certainly didn't mean to single out anyone here with my views on morbidly obese people, which might be viewed as controversial by some folks here, but is nevertheless based on constant contact with them.
That said, I doubt anyone laughing at that regurgitated dick joke is fucking those people, so remember that while you're feeling like some kind of saint for not thinking that being in that condition not only is bad for the individual, but for their families and caretakers, as well.
Anywho, let's relieve the tension with a "skinny joke".
How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?
.
.
.
Because the camera adds 10 pounds.
Btw, why would I bother telling a joke that I KNEW would get a rise out of people if I thought I would later want a way out? I mean, I come here to pass the time when I'm bored, don't you?