This is how real men flirt

Playa Patrick!

I laughed too much when I saw this scene.

So smooth, Patrick.

No again, patrick

Spongebob's like "not right now Patrick"

Spongbob's face is like dear god no somebody needs to teach you how to flirt

Spongebob is all like, I already did. And I hated it.

His stomach looks like it has a face

Patrick is smooth as fuck