Jesus! Stop Messing Around, I Just Cleaned In Here!!!

So you saved the dinosaurs but couldn't lift a finger for the unicorns, hmm? What's that about?

Hey, I only just managed to talk Dad down from setting the world on fire, and instead persuaded him to use a flood - at least I saved all the fish and undersea creatures (including mermaids, but we'll get to that in a few centuries, when humanity is ready)! There's still only so much a son of God can do when they're the son of, you know, GOD.

All right Jesus, I'll let that slide- but watch the carpet, would you? It's hard to get the smell of dinosaur out.

I'll try my best, but if the worst comes to the worst I'll just use my crazy carpenting skills to build you a nice new wooden floor. Deal?

Deal :-)