Everything can be fixed

So jump off the bridge and if you live you can figure out how to solve your problems? Will do. (grabs my floates)

It's bad of me I know and it's a sign I've been on the internet too long but when I finished reading the first thing that popped into my head was the "I immediately regret this decision" meme.

Pretty sure two thirds down their biggest problem is going splat at the bottom.