First and last joke

Lie down. Try not to cry. Cry a lot.

Raining on my face :'(

I added too much backstory and now I'm in tears

NO. NO.. NO IT CANNOT END LIKE THIS DONT LEAVE ME HERE WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME

I think I'm going to hell for laughing at the last pun.. I'm going to see the spider I burn... In hell..