Forgotten Words

This one time I was in the car with my sister and forgot what speed bumps were called so I just said "fast hills"

I once forgot what a fork was called, (I seriously don't know what's wrong with me) and called it a "pointy finger spoon". Pointy. Finger. Spoon.

I substituted 'shower squares' for the word towels once.

I once forgot what Q-tips are called, so I called it cotton on a stick.

Meat sprinkles could also be bacon bits

One time I forgot what an elbow was so I called it the bendy bone

One time I saw this building and I said "Hey! That looks like a burrito hat!" My bf looked at me and said "Sombrero. You mean a sombrero.." I looked at our Mexican friend in the backseat and all he could say was wow...

I once called a car a vroom vroom, a horse a neyney and a cow a moomoo

I called the ground the Earth floor once...

I forgot what my shin was called and called it a front calve, when trying to explain to my trainer what hurt. :/

My mom once forgot what a scarf was called so she called it a "necklace for warmth"

One time I forgot Paula Deen's name so I called her "American Delia Smith, the one who likes butter."

My camp counsellor forgot the word for ankle so she called it her foot wrist :D