The 9th floor is moving to the 15th floor

And would you like the building moved a bit to the left?

Oh..... I thought you said feather

Dammit. They did this last week with the 8th and 12th floor!

And remember citizens if you see something, say nothing and drink to forget.

And the 15th floor has been moved to the roof

Why Wednesday n not Tuesday? Cancel Tuesdays!

N.V.P.R.!!!!!!!!! Here is a message from the faceless old woman that secretly lives in your home: "get off of funsubstance, I'm bored over here."