Shakespearean Insult Bandages

Tom Hiddleston would definitely wear these aw

"Doth mother know you weareth with her drapes?"

I bite my thumb at the.

One I'd like to after eating food I do not like ... "Thy food is such, As hath been belch'd on by infected lungs." - Pericles (Act 4 Scene 6)

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