Lol imagine sleeping one night and the bed just randomly rises up and when you wake up in the morning you hit your head on the ceiling and fall 7ft to the ground.
That's true of %90 of shit humans make. Airplane, buildings w/ more than one floor, elevators themselves, ceiling fans, chandeliers, stairs, anything on the wall, microwaves above the stove, helicopters, hot air balloons, satellites, drones, etc
"Ah, such a nice bed-- hey Mr. Mitten's whatcha doing? Aw, you playing with the big red button? That's so-- *bzzzzzzzzzz* MR MITTENS STOP OH GOD STOP PRESSING THE BUTTON NO MITTENS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-----" *squish*
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