What's your excuse

I have no money.

I am not strong enough to climb that high in that condition. All i do is sit on the internet all day

He has no legs so that can't hurt. That was a joke, pleas don't kill me.

I'm lazy.

I want to live a relaxed life style, if I wanted to exercise or climb mountains I would.

Well if your legs hurt, that could be a legitimate excuse. He for one, does not have legs for them to hurt.