When I was 12YO I was at an outdoor baby shower during the summer & my sister knowing I have a huge phobia to bees jokingly said "You have a bee in your hair!" & I freaked out so much I started crying in front of about 50 people....
Once a bee landed on my face when we were doing pushups during 5th grade PE, and I stayed in plank position for like 5 minutes waiting for it to get off. After that I realized bees weren't too scary and I used that information to my knowledge in 10th grade by letting a bee land in my hand, then throwing it at a friend in the front of the lunch line. Everyone freaked the fuck out, leaving their spot, and I walked to the front like an epic badass. No one even told me I was cutting. Muahahahhah!
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