Sliding down the escalator

I know what I'm doing the next time I'm going to the mall.

I will never ride the escalator the same way again.

Would love to do this, but knowing my luck, i would fall on my face....

What if you aren't wearing bowling shoes?

Cue "Let's go to the mall" by Robin Sparkles.

The shop workers won't be too pleased with you!

Like a boss.

I tried this once I saw it, and fell up the stairs for almost 9 minutes straight. Thanks, Macys.

I've always wanted to walk up the escalator that's going down, but I don't wanna look like a complete idiot.