When my coworkers start rambling on about their kids

The best thing about this gif is that it's so versatile!

So long and thanks for all the fish

....wanna see a picture of my plant?

One thing I like about my job is that a lot of us just had kids around the same time, so we're all comfortable talking about them and are genuinely interested in them.
But yeah, it bugs me when people bombard you about their kids and it's unsolicited...aaaand you barely even know them.