Pretty accurate

Cats have one rule in life.
Never give a fuck.

cat: sorry did you say something

much love. so dog. wow.

I find this funnier than I probably should.

but then the dog would poop all over my floor, chew up my things, and bark at everything

:'(

Dogs

My new dog is a perfect mashup of a cat and a dog. Cuddly and likes to climb furniture. EXTREMELY excited to see me when I get home, loyal, and loves to lick. She's about 20 pounds of strawberry blonde fluff and cuteness.