Just another day

"Did I leave the stove on..."

*inhales deeply* "What a beautiful day today!"

It's a metaphor for everyday

A man once had a knife blade in his skull for 4 years before he realized it was there.

Beware Ides of March? Oh well, it's just so pretty out. (assuming this is Caesar)

"I wonder what's for dinner tonight"

"Hey, my head kinda hurts"

dude this is a repost. (I would know

"Dude can I just, like, stab you in the head?"
"Yeah ok. Wonder what will happen lol."