A very honest Teddy Bear!

I would accept this from a guy just because it is creative and original, as long as he didn't mean the 'bitch' part seriously, if he did I'd kick his balls so hard he'd end up swallowing them for breakfast.

I finally found a present for my grandmas birthday.....thanks funsubstance!!!

*"Shit, bitch, you is fine" makes slightly more grammatical sense.

Where's the buy button?

I can imagine someone handing this to a girl on Valentine's day in the most ghetto voice possible.