"Sir, are you classified as human?" "Negative, I am a meat popsicle."

He looks like a walrus

That looks painful!

Ouch! That sucks!

What kind of a question is "are you classified as a human?"? I'm going to ask that to random people I walk by.

The username and the post...

SMOKE YOOOOOOO!

IT'S KRISTOFF

Damn son! His beard-sicles have beard-siclkes

A native russian after a long winter