Mario, you lil shit

Do you know how hard it is to make those bricks float Mario. -_-

How would you feel if someone went and saved princesses right before you got there huh? Bastard...

Sorry to burst your bubble but the blocks in a Mario game are actually Toads that been turned into blocks and the only person who knows how to turn them back was princess Toadstool so that is why Mario has to save the princess.
Source: Super Mario Bros handbook, Didyouknowgamming.com

Haha lil shit. Cuz he's a plumber and he's little. HAHAHA