really zeus? Again???

My 8th grade English teacher used the word "manwhore" to describe him

And yet Hera remained to be his wife the entire time

Well she was the goddess of marriage.

and family, but she wasn't very good... she threw Hepheastus of Mount Olympus cause he was too ugly. Great parenting

Wasn't Hera Zeuses sister?

Yup... Hades also kidnapped his niece and made her his wife. Pretty weird up on Olympus.

so what we're saying is that greek gods had the same marriage ideals as bogans?

Incest really happened often between the gods, I think there wasn't any concept of genealogy and because they were gods it didn't matter, although the one rule seemed to be that nobody hooked up with their parents