How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it's head.
How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.
Oh God, from here on, these are just for me. :D
How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender!
How do you get them out again?
With tortilla chips!!!
Aaaaaand the downthumbs are already rolling in!
Wait, wait...this'll get some knickers in a twist...
What is red and creeps up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
And for dessert...
How do you make a dead baby float?
Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby.
Every time I hear/see dead baby jokes, I remember my friend Tony who we bonded over hours of them while at work. We even told them the week he got the call that their was something wrong with his wife's pregnancy, that she had to go to the hospital. I still feel like the biggest jerk even though there was no way we could have known that would have happened. I can't even imagine that.
Good thing I'm not superstitious.
Btw, my mom miscarried between my little brother and I, and I'm pretty sure she doesn't even KNOW any dead baby jokes.
Take your foot off of it's head.
How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.
Oh God, from here on, these are just for me. :D
How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
With a blender!
How do you get them out again?
With tortilla chips!!!
Aaaaaand the downthumbs are already rolling in!
Wait, wait...this'll get some knickers in a twist...
What is red and creeps up your leg?
A homesick abortion.
And for dessert...
How do you make a dead baby float?
Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby.
Btw, my mom miscarried between my little brother and I, and I'm pretty sure she doesn't even KNOW any dead baby jokes.