Hope in the road

Why not trans-plant it to a place where it had a better chance, about 6 feet away from the road

And then some 4000 pound vehicle is going to end up squashing it

Not my fucking job

I like this picture. This is a good picture.

Hope that there isn't a car crash due to improperly marked roads:/

Uhh... I'm pretty sure that's a weed...

*drives calmly and notices the plant then freaks the fuck out and ends up swerving into an oil refinery that makes nuclear misses that orphans play on*

Yes, except this is photoshopped.

Is anyone else concered about how the hell it got planted there?