This reminds me of when I was little, my dad was watching some movie while I was doing homework, and I heard the word bitch, I didn't know it was a swear word at the time, all I thought was it was a word you could call a person. Later my mom asked me what I wanted for supper and I said "Kraft dinner, bitch" and my dad still tells this story at family gatherings to this day
I haven't even started about the time my sister painted my nails while I was sleeping and she painted a little heart on my middle finger so I went to show my mom and said "look at this!" Then flipped her the bird.
I have a lot of awkward childhood stories involving how I discovered swear words...
Okay, maybe just one more...
When I was 7 I watched South Park with my Grandma (my grandma really likes South Park) and that wa the first time I heard a lot of swear words. About a month later, my sister and I were going to clean out our fish's tank (the fish's name was Crash) and my sister dropped the tank, it broke, and we were still dazed about what just happened, and before anyone could do anything our dog ran up and grabbed our fish and ate, and I yelled at our dog "oh my god you killed Crash, you bastard!"
One time (when I was 8) I messed up the word calzone with cowpie in a restaurant and both the really hot waiter and my parents just looked at me like wtf....
I have a lot of awkward childhood stories involving how I discovered swear words...
When I was 7 I watched South Park with my Grandma (my grandma really likes South Park) and that wa the first time I heard a lot of swear words. About a month later, my sister and I were going to clean out our fish's tank (the fish's name was Crash) and my sister dropped the tank, it broke, and we were still dazed about what just happened, and before anyone could do anything our dog ran up and grabbed our fish and ate, and I yelled at our dog "oh my god you killed Crash, you bastard!"