I really don't know what to choose..

10 years ago by staticowl · 1990 Likes · 12 comments · Popular

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deleted · 10 years ago · FIRST

Thinking about this made me squeeze X(
But I would guess the phone. Imagine it ringing *shutters*

sundome911 · 10 years ago

*Shudders in pleasure* You mean.

deleted · 10 years ago

Lol! ~vibrates~

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lemmeliveinbooks · 10 years ago

Who the fuck shoves a phone up their ass? It gives a whole 'nother meaning to the phrase "talking out of your ass."

guest · 10 years ago

those going to jail typically do

lemmeliveinbooks · 10 years ago

I guess that makes sense in a twisted sort of way.

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misslexi1308 · 10 years ago

I saw a GIF on Tumblr once where a guy suck a glass jar up his ass and it broke while we was putting it in there... *Fill in what follows for yourselves* .... Never been so traumatized in my life

mgoveia · 10 years ago

Try an opened glass soda bottle.
Inserted in the vagina top first.
Suction prevented removal.
Had to drill a hole in the bottom to get it to slide free.

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seraphinea · 10 years ago

HAHAH SO THE FIRST PERSON GOT A VIBRATOR STUCK IN THEIR RECTUM AND USED SALAD TONGS TO TRY AND TAKE IT OUT BUT THEY ENDED UP LOSING THOSE TOO

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guest · 10 years ago

Phone

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deleted · 10 years ago

This must be hilarious for the doctors but so sad for the patient like imagine how many thing you tried before going to the police

mgoveia · 10 years ago

Yes.
I always consult the police first for all my rectal needs.

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