I just faced this first world problem

Is your mother Bilbo? He's the only person I know of that reads those..

Ooh that must have been painful to live through.

Heh maybe she will find one of those random, collect $5,000 if you find this!

You have failed as a technologically knowledgable young person.

5 biggest lies
1. I'm okay
2. I don't care
3. I have read and agreed to the term and conditions
4. I am 18 years of age or older
5. I do have my parents permission to be on Disney.com