Boys are really wimpy about a lot of stuff. My friend and I were practicing our splits and the guys sitting around us were just yelling in complete horror. We touched our toes and one of them was like "Doesn't that hurt?!" And we're both like... "Um, not really."
But seriously boys hate stretching.
I once found a used tampon outside my Junior high (or Middle school, for you'se americans) and naturally, being a Guy, chased people around with it. (Held with string)
But seriously boys hate stretching.
Well no shit we have a dick that if we try strechting it rips our genitals in half, SO NO SHIT