Attention: Ladies

Too bad. I got dibs *nudges back*

*punches wholockpotter in the face* HES MINE!!!!

Haha. *takes out wand and "Avada kedavra"s ivolunteer* HE SHALL BE MINE

*takes out the elder wand from some magical hidden compartment* nice try suckeeeeeeeer

The elder wand has been destroyed!

Lets pretend Harry didnt do that. Although I love the look in Ron and Hermionies faces there like 'srsly? You stoopid or somthin'

*disarms ivolunteer before they can perform a spell making the elder wand mine. And before ivolunteer can disarm me, I 'Avada kedavra' ivolunteer*

Well shit. I then become a ghost and haunt you and make this other Watson man think youre a prissy little bitch (not that you are one) and he'll leave you and bever return. If I cant have him, no one can.

I call up the ghostbusters guys to suck up the ghost following me and destroying my lovelife. I get Hermione to restore Toby's memory so we can love happily ever after.
Ps, I'm okay with being called a prissy little bitch. I've been called worse

Goddamnit I just cant win. I think I'm gonna have to kill him to make him mine.

I have the resurrection stone! I went sniffing around the forbidden forest during my days at Hogwarts and came across the stone. I have brought the love of my life, back

'But soon he grew sad, for hw did not belong in it this world anymore' :P

So I committed suicide so we could be together in the afterlife!

Wait, if theres two of them, why are we fighting over this one? I'll have Alex and you can have Toby. I am now speaking to my future sister in law

Hey future sister in law! Oh my gosh!!!! I'm related to Emma Watson by marriage!!!

AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WE'RE SO COOL

Only on funsubstance could a conversation like this happen

Funsubstance: the only place were two people can become Emma Watsons sister in laws after killing each otherbwoth fictitious items. YOLO

Wait a second you can't have him! You have David, let me have him.

I have The Doctor. Alright fair point.... But you owe me! I shall not meet Emma Watson because of this!

Listen to yourself! You have The Doctor! You could visit Emma, hopefully.

Fair point. The Doctor and I shall love out our lives time traveling for the next thousand years