How are you more likely to die

I got so much points I can't count them all so fast

This scared me more than it made me feel better

Thanks, I'll keep that in mind as I buy a coke from the <shudders> vending machine.

how do you die from dating a supermodel

The fourth one is why I don't want kids. I'd rater adopt.

OMG, how many people are being smashed by airplane parts? What are you not telling us, Obamaaa!?