Literal hunger games of M&Ms

I can't believe I actually just read through all that.. What? (yes, I understand it's Hunger Games)

Soon, by breeding the victors the superM&M will form that is unbreakable.

The one that you press with your forefinger always wins,so it doesn't work

I didn't know there were black m&ms.

Hey.. Whoa.. Hold up..
There's black M&M's ??

We do this with hard boiled eggs on Passover. The winner gets baked in animal fat and put on a special silver plate.

Oh My God! This was so much fun to read! There should be a rematch...