What

"This rain ain't wetting my car fast enough, lemme help out"

Maybe there was a spot of caked-on bird crap or something and he needed the pressure to remove it? Or maybe he's just an idiot. :/

The rain can't get all the blood off of the guy you backed into.

Wow, too funny, washing the car in the heavy rain

You missed a spot.

Clearly murdered someone

"Gotta get all of this dirty sky water off my car!"

Where is the hose coming from.

This is how I feel when I'm high