Very real science facts

Obama can skateboard.. That can't be true.

Onions ARE pretty disgusting

Believe me, dogs can talk! Not all of them are shy. I mean, I'm a dog and I never shut up. Seriously, not every dog is introver-- SQUIRREL!!!

Yes! I've always have known about this

Young man, I want to know what drugs you are taking and I want to know now. Where did you get them, from your father's stash? You're doing LSD aren't you. I'm so disappointed in you.

All are wrong... Except for the last two

All blood is always red. Look at the skin in the palm of your hands. It's pink, isn't it. Blood. Got embarrassed and blushed? The pink was blood. The only reason veins look blue is because some of them are blue, the blood inside them is red.

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

NONE OF THIS IS TRUE except dogs talking obviosly there is a dog named doug in this comment box and mrssparkles is his master

YOU HAVE DISRESPECTED SHREK