Strange shit kids say

And the award goes to: the boy with a wish

Chest beards

So I assumed all of these were a girl, was quite confused over the chest beards for a second

My niece and her dad were in the car. I was driving. Out of nowhere my niece says, "I wish girls had those things boys have in between their legs. It would be so fun."

My 4 year old walked in on my sister showering cause she wanted to get in. Then she pointed at my sister and laughed and laughed like some sort of evil super villain. I'm pretty sure it has scarred my sister for life against small children.