What the f*ck, man

What type of person would poor tea down the sink?!?!

I drink 5+ cups of tea a day, and a British person who was visiting me told be I drink more tea than all other non British people she has ever met. I was so proud.

Oooh that's harsh. It always tastes better when someone else makes it.

I am English and I do not like tea but I drink it anyway because I am sick of the reaction I get when I tell people I don't like it.

I'm American and I like tea so I started being British because people hated me.

"Spending the end of the world drinking tea, how British of us."