That dog tho

That dog.... "I am ashamed to call you my owner..."

Why do you do this to me human

Ahhhhh! Real Monsters!

Dog: "master why do you do this to me why?????"

Is the guy trying to be a vagina? Please tell me I'm not the only one who sees a uterus and overies.

Avoiding eye contact....

Dog: Dave.... Dave... Just... No. *deep sigh* this is what I deal with.

dat couch tho