You dense motherf*cker

I'm pretty innocent still, until I saw the middle one.

Well the first three and last two, do kind of look like wands.

They're not just for women. Especially when you start getting to the more middle right of the group...Just to complete the mental picture here lol

The way these ones are designed, they are for women

Lol, the way a few of them that look like they can support themselves/stand independently are so one can use them easier anally- which any of them could be used in that manner, but the "plug" shape is something that's popular in LGBTQI sex shops. But any dildo, especially the sort with out clitoral stimulation is good for men as well :-)

My first job after high school was at an "adult entertainment" store- sort of like a privately owned Hustler. I applied as a dare, lol, and decided just to go the first day as a joke. I ended up working there until I went to college, it was a great job.

The shop sold adult movies, toys, costumes, books, and various novelty items. I worked at sales, lol, it was just like the any other job except I got weekly tutorials on the latest porn releases and sat through sales pitches on vibrators so I would know what to recommend. People were actually really respectful- I got hit on far not as a bartender than I ever did working at an adult entertainment store. It was definitely a learning experience :-)

@saviourself that does sound like a really unique experience! I'm sure you have so many stories from working there :)

It was great lol, except I got some really unrealistic expectations about sex- I didn't have sex all throughout high school, I chose to wait. When I had that connection with someone the first time it definitely was not full on pizza delivery guy/ naughty school girl/ backup soundtrack lol. It was still fantastic, but it took a while to separate real life and hyped up porn life in my head.

saviourself, I have come to the conclusion that you're too amazing to be my twin.

Lol, that's not true. I think having a weirdly encyclopedic knowledge of sex toys and humming porn soundtracks at inappropriate times makes me more twisted, not more amazing.

I don't know, I'd find it relatively hilarious